The Five Greatest Tax Write-Offs of All Time
The annual day of financial reckoning has arrived: it’s tax day.
And in honor of this yearly government-sanctioned fleecing, we’d like to applaud those intrepid few who’ve stuck it to the man—and wound up with a free swimming pool out of the deal, or recouped a $50,000 night of making it rain—by rehashing some of history’s most ingenious write-offs and how they turned out. So without further ado, we present to you:
The five greatest tax write-offs of all time.
The Deduction: A $4,000 swimming pool.
The Reasoning: Ken Cherry’s doctors advised him to take up swimming to improve his health. So he built an indoor pool.
The Verdict: It was found that his health did improve drastically and that the pool was used almost strictly for treating his ailments, so this healthcare write-off was approved.
The Deduction: A $50,000 trip to the strip club.
The Reasoning: We all know and love the rapper Drake. One night, he made a very public appearance at a strip club with 50 grand in cash and proceeded to “make it rain.” For all intents and purposes, it was an “advertising and publicity” expense.
The Verdict: Because of Drake’s celebrity status, he can actually claim this on his taxes. (And we can assume he did.)
The Deduction: 100 pounds of marijuana.
The Reasoning: After getting the Al Capone treatment from his criminal dealings as a drug trafficker, Jeffrey Edmondson was facing prison and $17,000 in unreported wages. Until he reported them—with deductions for a home office, travel expenses and purchasing products (drugs) to sell.
The Verdict: He’d been found guilty of the drug dealing, but it ended up clearing his name on the tax front. Sadly, this loophole has since been closed.
The Deduction: Breast implants.
The Reasoning: Cynthia Hess, better known as “Chesty Love” on stage, claimed that her 56FF breasts were not enlarged for cosmetic purposes (she cited their outrageous size as a source of ridicule), but solely practical within the scope of her work.
The Verdict: She triumphantly revealed her successful write-off on The Jerry Springer Show.
The Deduction: $10,000 in gambling losses.
The Reasoning: Robert Mayo claimed that he spent so much time and money gambling, it could be legitimately considered his part-time profession.
The Verdict: The courts agreed that he could claim “gambler” as a profession—and allowed him to write off the losses (as long as he didn’t splash the pot).
- — Najib Benouar