Tuning in to watch Modern Family win Emmy Awards is kind of like watching Donald Draper digitally arouse a waitress.

Yawn.

Thankfully, Michael J. Fox (aka “Kempt 5′7″ and Under All-Star”), who has battled Parkinson’s disease since the first Reagan administration, carried the night.

“I’m steady as a rock,” Fox said at the podium every which way.

Once a McFly, always a McFly.

—C.B.S.

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  • C. Brian Smith