Alex P. Keaton Owns the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Tuning in to watch Modern Family win Emmy Awards is kind of like watching Donald Draper digitally arouse a waitress.
Yawn.
Thankfully, Michael J. Fox (aka “Kempt 5′7″ and Under All-Star”), who has battled Parkinson’s disease since the first Reagan administration, carried the night.
“I’m steady as a rock,” Fox said at the podium every which way.
Once a McFly, always a McFly.
—C.B.S.
CONTRIBUTORS
- — C. Brian Smith

