Tuning in to watch Modern Family win Emmy Awards is kind of like watching Donald Draper digitally arouse a waitress.


Thankfully, Michael J. Fox (aka “Kempt 5′7″ and Under All-Star”), who has battled Parkinson’s disease since the first Reagan administration, carried the night.

“I’m steady as a rock,” Fox said at the podium every which way.

Once a McFly, always a McFly.



  • C. Brian Smith