Earlier this summer, we curated a handful of items to update your summer alfresco party. Today we’re presenting three exceptional options for taking that party on the road.

You’re going to be very popular at Yellowstone…

The Roadie Mini Bar from Tree
If the Whiffenpoofs had a road crew, they would transport gear in something like this: a rolling vertical chest made from reclaimed teakwood with multiple storage shelves and temperature-controlled wine racks that comfortably house four bottles each.

The Great American Woody
A rolling gentlemen’s club of sorts, the Great American Woody also features a fully equipped bedroom with a Sony Blu-ray player and GoldenEar speakers, a modern kitchen and a wet bar that looks to have been lifted straight out of Roger Sterling’s Park Avenue duplex, which stores up to 30 bottles of spirits. (LSD not included.)

The Gatsby from Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher’s version of the Madden Cruiser is definitely the better version. It’s a double-decker, for starters, which gives it that understated London elegance. It also gives it 1,100 square feet of soiree space, including two bathrooms, a living area, multiple bedrooms, seven plasma screens, a fully equipped kitchen, a conference room and a retractable spiral staircase connecting it all.

So you might as well invite the burlesque dancers to the Grand Canyon after all.

—C.B.S.

CONTRIBUTORS

  • C. Brian Smith