The Ugliest Sneakers We’ve Ever Seen

If you found yourself watching an NFL game this weekend, you may have noticed a strange and unsightly creature clinging to the players’ feet. Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the ugliest sneakers we’ve ever seen.
They’re part of a league-wide push for breast cancer awareness…but somehow, things got all magenta. It’s all the worse because the classic breast cancer ribbon is a mild pink that goes with just about anything. These, on the other hand, were loud enough to give Jay Cutler a concussion. For shame.
—R.B.
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- — Russell Brandom

