The Mustache of Glory

In the wake of the World Cup, soccer had all but fallen off our radar—but all it takes to bring it back is a good ‘stache. For instance, this amazing Howard Hughes-esque piece of mustachioed brilliance from Newcastle soccer player/scoundrel Joey Barton.
He’s promised to keep it on until Newcastle wins a game…which, judging by their opening 3-0 loss to Manchester United, might be quite a while.
—S.D.
CONTRIBUTORS
- — Shawn Donnelly

