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In the wake of the World Cup, soccer had all but fallen off our radar—but all it takes to bring it back is a good ‘stache. For instance, this amazing Howard Hughes-esque piece of mustachioed brilliance from Newcastle soccer player/scoundrel Joey Barton.

He’s promised to keep it on until Newcastle wins a game…which, judging by their opening 3-0 loss to Manchester United, might be quite a while.

—S.D.

CONTRIBUTORS

  • Shawn Donnelly