15 Cigarette Inventions That Didn’t Quite Stick
Nothing spawns innovation quite like a man’s vice, which is why we have off-track betting and interactive virtual masturbating devices. It’s also why a slew of patents were filed over the course of 75 years, all of which were designed to make cigarette smoking more… well, in many cases, just more. As such, we continue our report on the ridiculously fabulous golden age of the American smoker with:
15 Cigarette Inventions That Didn’t Quite Stick
The Lover, 1963
The Fag Nicotine-Withdrawing Syringe, 1937
The Two-Banger, 1945
The Cigarette Umbrella, 1931
The Factory, 1933
The Scientist, 1974
The Double-Ender, 1949
The Cigarette Chimney, 1953
The Pack-at-a-Timer, 1961
The Bum Guard, 1940
The Asher, 1953
The No-Look Lighter, 1950
The Masochistic Mastectomy Ashtray, 1939
The Extender, 1953
The Cheese Filter, 1966
—C.B.S.
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