Jack-o’-lanterns have been put to the curb. You’re stocking up on various sundries to fill your cornucopia. There’s a chill in the air.
With hats, gloves and cable knits at the ready, some—obviously, not you, dear reader—may even be tempted to don the dreaded mock turtleneck.
Because there are only five times you should wear a mock turtleneck (and yes, running a certain fruit-centric computer company is one of them).