Clean Sheets: Lenny Kravitz, who has bedded about half of everyone you ever wanted to, has become inexplicably chaste. Go ahead and hate. [NY Post]
Big Deal: Emerging designer Alexander Wang signs with Japanese megastore Uniqlo. [Mpdclick]
Don’t Go Away Mad: Vice founder “Don’ts” himself out of a job, trains his jaundiced eye back on the streets. [Gawker]
Peace Out, Suckers!: Valentino disses his fellow designers, takes his basketball, goes home. [NYMag]
The Ride: The Maybach in your garage is soon to be obsolete. [Jalopnik]
Bye Week: Perfect human Tom Brady continues to do opposition research in our fair town. Doesn’t this guy have a home or something? [NY Observer]
Generation Gap: Zac Efron is on the cover of Details leaving us to ask, “what’s a Zac Efron?” [Details]
