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Winning the Holidays, Step One: Upgrade Your Kitsch

News flash: Thanksgiving is next week.

Which means, officially, that the holiday season is upon us. And while you might think it’s all fun, cuddling, togetherness and games... it’s not. It’s a competition. And we’re going to help you win it, in this new ongoing series we’re calling “Kempt’s Guide to Winning the Holidays.” (Catchy, right? We’ll be tagging it all, so you can find it here.) And for our inaugural post, we’re starting with the utmost basics: your holiday kitsch.

Here are the five upgrades to your holiday kitsch that should prepare you mentally, physically and reindeer-sweater-ly for total holiday domination...»

Under the Tablecloth

Pencils Down: The horror that is a 35-year-old man retaking the SAT. There but for the grace of God... [Deadspin]

In the Shade: A pair of Italian clear-frame shades for less than $150? Don’t mind if we do. [Well Spent]

The Eastern Bloc: The latest pics from Tokyo’s SHIPS, who apparently are just as into HBT camo as we are. [Selectism]

The Four Seasons: The wizards at Dunhill put together a human snowglobe, projecting a year’s worth of weather over a couple dozen tuxedo-clad models. Advanced-level stuff. [YouTube]