Il Bue Che Dice Cornuto All’asino: Italy
bans Tom Ford ad because of their long tradition of href="">high-minded,
unporny public
discourse. [Radar]

The Distinguished Gentleman From Milan: In related
news, Santo Versace, business manager of the family label, has joined
Italy’s Parliment. [ href="">WWD, 2nd

“Masturbation Cuts Cancer Risk”: Well, in that case,
maybe we’ll try it some time. [ href="">BBC]

Slip Ons: Socks for men without shoes. [ href="">Men's

Ripped From the Headlines: Our very own href="">Jared Paul Stern
is set to be detonated in effigy in an upcoming episode of “Law &
Order.” We couldn’t be more proud. Also, href="
. [ href="">NY
Daily News]

Ring of Fire: Like a ribbon ’round your finger, this
accessory will remind you of appointments or anniversaries or burn you
in the process. [Uncrate]

Beggars and Choosers: A probing piece about the
difficulties of funding and presenting at Fashion Week. [ href="">Papierdoll]

Monroe Doctrine: The Marilyn sex-tape fantasy goes
“pop” in 1,460 words. [ href="">Defamer]

Members Only: A jacket checklist for these
windbreaker months. [ href="">Refinery29]

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