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Il Bue Che Dice Cornuto All’asino: Italy
bans Tom Ford ad because of their long tradition of href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/01/30/wberl30.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/01/30/ixnewstop.html">high-minded,
unporny public
discourse. [Radar]

The Distinguished Gentleman From Milan: In related
news, Santo Versace, business manager of the family label, has joined
Italy’s Parliment. [ href="http://www.wwd.com/fashionscoops/article/124246">WWD, 2nd
item]

“Masturbation Cuts Cancer Risk”: Well, in that case,
maybe we’ll try it some time. [ href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm">BBC]

Slip Ons: Socks for men without shoes. [ href="http://www.mensvogue.com/magazine/blogs/daily/2008/04/best-foot-for-1.html">Men's
Vogue]

Ripped From the Headlines: Our very own href="http://www.getkempt.com/author/jpstern/">Jared Paul Stern
is set to be detonated in effigy in an upcoming episode of “Law &
Order.” We couldn’t be more proud. Also, href="http://epiclawandordermaneuver.ytmnd.com/
">Chung-chung
. [ href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/04/15/2008-04-15_mo_rocca_will_play_jared_paul_stern_on_l.html">NY
Daily News]

Ring of Fire: Like a ribbon ’round your finger, this
accessory will remind you of appointments or anniversaries or burn you
in the process. [Uncrate]

Beggars and Choosers: A probing piece about the
difficulties of funding and presenting at Fashion Week. [ href="http://www.papierdoll.net/themag/2006/10/02/emerging-designer-catch/">Papierdoll]

Monroe Doctrine: The Marilyn sex-tape fantasy goes
“pop” in 1,460 words. [ href="http://defamer.com/380219/exclusive-debunking-the-marilyn-monroe-sex-tape-hoax">Defamer]

Members Only: A jacket checklist for these
windbreaker months. [ href="http://www.refinery29.com/shopping_roundup/lighten_up.php?topcategory=shopping_news">Refinery29]

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