There seems to be some misunderstanding when it comes to wearing sunglasses at night.
In short, you can’t. Like pony tails and scarves indoors, sunglasses at night make you look foolish. They also make your friends talk shit about you while you’re feeding the meter on your Porsche out front. It’s kind of like wearing a hat at the dinner table, if the hat read “I’M OVERCOMPENSATING FOR UNSEEN DIMINUTIVES.”
With any style rule, of course, come the exceptions. We’ve identified seven in this case, which is why we titled this post: