A Guide to Valentine’s Hookups
- Bianca Monica
- Geoff Rynex
It’s Valentine’s Week! No—my God, we would never give it an entire week. But it’s happening Saturday. And that means one of two things is happening: A) you’re on the hook for a contrived, hopefully decent prix fixe meal on Saturday, or B) you’re maybe, possibly looking to connect with another person who’s not. For a while, at least.
Here, then, is a breakdown of who you’ll encounter in your travels.