Before you read this, listen to this.

Done? Okay, good. Now that you’re in the right frame of mind, we need to talk about a very important issue confronting the United States of America this autumn in the year of our lord 2013: the complete lack of sartorial coordination among Monday Night Football announcers.

It’s a goddamn shame, and we believe it’s time to fix it. We can explain (with photos!) after the jump.»

ALL Dusting Off