Irina Shayk Has a Couple of Itches
Oil!: Maxim celebrates its shiniest models. [Maxim]
The Darkest Batman: Heath Ledger’s frightening portrayal of the joker was only one of the reasons The Dark Knight made so much bank. [Gawker]
A History of Chairs!: Thrilling! Enthralling! Riveting! Pictures of chairs... with commentary! [The Moment]
Dripping Wet: A super-sweaty gal examines ways to stay cool in this horrendous heat wave. Taking your clothes off is the best we could come up with.[NY Mag]
Car vs. Tank: Spoiler Alert: the tank wins. [A Continuous Lean]
The End is Near: Apparently baggy is back, and skinny may be on its way out. [Refinery 29]
It looks like Maxim is feeling apologetic …
Page Six is reporting that the lad mag’s August issue names Sarah Jessica Parker as an “unexpected crush.” It’s an interesting move, given that they led the backlash against the Sex & the City star when they named here “Unsexiest Woman Alive” back in October.
We haven’t seen the article, so we can’t say exactly how much crow they’re set to swallow, but they’ve earned it all. Setting aside the schoolyard cruelty of the very idea of an unsexiest list, Ms. Parker was singled out for even pettier reasons. While her listmates Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears were in the midst of genuine substance abuse problems, Parker’s main offense seemed to be that she starred in a show where women had sex. With men! And talked about their feelings! It’s no surprise it was more than the Maxim frat-house could handle.
In retrospect, they should have just changed the channel.
Blessed Virgin: Just to clean your palette, here's Adriana Lima - maidenhead possibly not included. [Gawker]
"Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we'd rather ride Chris Noth." Maxim shouts what we've been too polite to say. [NY Daily News]
This is How We Do It: Menswear may change, but men don't - or at least not so much. [London Times]
That's "Sir Jasper" To You: Brit designer Jasper Conran gets his O.B.E. from H.R.H. [Times of London]
For The Boys: The Observer details this new "urbane tomboys" trend. Funny, we've been dating them since the mid-90s. [Observer]
Crazy Eyes: Meanwhile, Details accounts for the rest of the notches on our bedpost. We still have nightmares. [Details]
Cleveland Rocks: Wrath Arcane represents Mistake by the Lake. [Plain Dealer]