Here at Kempt, we always endorse abiding by the due prescriptions of social courtesy and politeness.
But sometimes you need to take someone down a peg. You’re not trying to be disrespectful or mean outright—just to give a subtle reminder that you’ve got their number. After all, there’s a difference between a slight dig and fighting words.
Since in a few months Jay Gatsby will return to screens everywhere to give a master class on the subject, old sports, we decided it was high time to dust off the practice (and give you a few ideas on where to start).
So, eyes up front, champ—this is the Kempt guide to the condescending nickname.»
