Golden Goddess: Charlize Theron makes our Friday. [ href=" http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/05/15/charlize-w/">Celebrity
Smack]

Avery Gets Nasty: Teen Vogue staffers swoon
and sigh as our
favorite metrosexual jackass arrives at href="http://deadspin.com/5009332/sean-averys-internship-at-vogue-begins">4
Times Square. [ href="http://gawker.com/5009304/intern-sean-avery-basically-poised-to-take-over-vogue">Gawker]

End Zone: In other sporting news, Tony Romo ensures a
NFC championship berth by dumping Jessica Simpson. [ href="http://www.celebitchy.com/11659/jessica_simpson_and_tony_romo_over_-_is_it_because_she_overshared/">Celebitchy]

Shopping Spree: The Moment’s favorite five new
stores. [The
Moment]

The New Boss: Dior CEO Claus-Dietrich Lahrs takes the
helm at Hugo Boss to refresh (translation, “save”) the brand. [ href="http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iCxUyeIsahIU5xbFpnOWEWgXWIJQ">AFP]

Fit is the Thing: Permanent Style dresses down the
label whores of the myriad style forums. [ href="http://permanentstyle.blogspot.com/2008/05/fit-above-all-else.html">Permanent
Style]

Félicitations, Giorgio: President Sarkozy to make
Armani a Chevalier of the Legion of Honor. [ href="http://www.wwd.com/fashionscoops/article/124978">WWD, 4th
item]