The fabled Campari calendar has been marred by a photoshop leak and, judging from this picture, it looks like Ms. Alba’s hips, waist, and legs were the victims. We feel so used!
We expect this sort of thing from the *Vogue* cohort, but if the Italians can’t appreciate a full figure, the world is truly mixed up.
Also, they seem to have digitally mussed her hair…
Stronger Cheese: Not to be outdone, Campari strikes back with a calendar featuring the recently pregnant Jessica Alba. European culture is so…fulfilling.
Axl Rose is Axl Rose is Axl Rose: Apparently Guns n’ Roses isn’t very good commercially either. But what does this mean for the struggle for Chinese Democracy? [Vulture]
Electric Sheep: A Japanese cell phone service introduces a “virtual wife” program. But not in the exciting way. [Jezebel]
Good Fences: A graphic tale of neighborly bonding and a “70-something showgirl.” [SmithMag]