Turning Drink Against Drink: Modern Drunkard Magazine pits 16 of the world’s most notorious drinkers against each other in March Madness-style brackets. We’re just happy to learn there’s such a thing as Modern Drunkard Magazine. [Modern Drunkard]

A Gentleman’s Guide to Buying Things From Japan: Apparently you can use a proxy to buy all that stuff on Hypebeast. Now you know. [Valet]

Number One: Almost a hundred people name their album of the year. Lotta Janelle Monae fans out there. [The Awl]

He Never Calls, He Never Writes: As an early holiday gift, Google is letting you automate calls from Santa. It’s a little terrifying. [Send Me a Call From Santa]

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