Our Humble Suggestion: Keep Your Feet to Yourself
There’s a reason people don’t like flip-flops, but it’s not the reason you think.
Exhibit A is the latest quote from Michael Bastian, in support of his new flip-flop collab:
The main rule is if you're gonna wear a flip-flop, you've gotta keep your feet in good shape. Even if that means a full-on pedicure, you gotta do it. Wearing flip-flops is a privilege, not a right.
That’s all true. If you want to devote your energies to rehabbing your feet, you can do that. And once you’ve tanned, toned and pedicured them into display condition, you’ll be a lot better prepared for flip-flops. But we’ve got a humble suggestion, while there’s still time to change your mind...
Our thoughts on your feet and your flip-flops, before it's too late»