The Beard Next Door: The Christian Right has been
searching for a “cure” for homosexuality for decades. Hayden
Christensen discovered Rachel Bilson in a fraction of that time. [ href="">Gawker]

Candy Ass: The Naked Cowboy doing well in his suit
against chocolatier, still regrettably underclothed. [ href="">NyMag]

What Chu Talkin’ Bout?: Still button-cute, Gary
Coleman proves there’s a 22-year-old girl redhead out there for everyone.
Aww. [NYPost]

Hallelujah: Christian sex toys—well fancy that. [ href="">NPR]

Throwing Gas: Roger Clemens embarrasses himself
before Congress, then testifies. [ href="">Magnificent

“Fly My Pretties! Fly!”: Channeling The
Wizard of Oz
, Gareth Pugh sics flying monkeys on London.

Tid Bites: Forget the sublime notebooks and cheeky
mittens—Kate and Jack Spade’s best debut during Fashion Week was the
Smurf-sized breakfast. [Hamish

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