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Esky's Cognac Conundrum


The January issue of *Esquire* does its readers a grave disservice in the innocent guise of giving advice about getting one's ladyfriends liquored up. In its typical smarmy, overly-verbose style, the magazine's “Man At His Best” section offers a primer on cognac, capped with the following: “The January Dilemma No. 1: Your Date, Though Curious, Doesn't Want to Sip Cognac Neat.” It goes on to suggest feeding the unsuspecting female an emetic concoction consisting of cognac and cr‚àö¬Æme de menthe. They don't give it a name, but we think “The Ipecac" suits it perfectly. The mag also inexplicably counsels readers to use perfectly good Rémy Martin Louis XIII for the mixture, which at $1,500+ per bottle is a little pricey to be dumping a bunch of mouthwash into.

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