**Legal Brief**: Tacky designer pleads “not guilty” to tacky rape charges [Yahoo]

**The Polyester Spree**: “How to Get Laid in 1977 and Your Ass Kicked in 2007″ [WallStreetFighter]

**Body Snatcher**: Aging master-designer Roberto Cavalli dresses up as aging master-designer Karl Lagerfeld for Halloween—cognitive dissonance ensues. [Mollygood]

**Rush In**: Glasnost-chic rears its extremely confused head. Even without Kanye, Louis Vuitton has a lot to answer for. [Fashion Minute]

**Super Sized**: The strange, frightening world of the jumbo bow tie. [Manolo Man]

—G.B. & R.B.

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