**The Polyester Spree**: “How to Get Laid in 1977 and Your Ass Kicked in 2007″ [WallStreetFighter]
**Body Snatcher**: Aging master-designer Roberto Cavalli dresses up as aging master-designer Karl Lagerfeld for Halloween—cognitive dissonance ensues. [Mollygood]
**Rush In**: Glasnost-chic rears its extremely confused head. Even without Kanye, Louis Vuitton has a lot to answer for. [Fashion Minute]
**Super Sized**: The strange, frightening world of the jumbo bow tie. [Manolo Man]
—G.B. & R.B.