Maybe Not #4: Nick Offerman gives his list of the 25 most American things you can do today. (Or any day you please. It’s a free country.) [GQ]
If You Must Photograph the Fireworks: The photographers at National Geographic have some handy tips. [NatGeo]
Sound of the Union: There has been an impressive number of odes to each state of America—here are the 50 best. [Esquire]
Go Fourth: We’re taking a patriotic moment of silence on Kempt tomorrow, to allow you to get out there and enjoy all of the greatness this country has to offer (namely, grilled meats and lager) without missing us too badly. We’ll see you back here on Thursday, singed eyebrows or not.