At Least, According to Esquire: Somewhere, Sophia Loren is fuming. [Esquire]
She Seems Cool: Planet Magazine breaks the news on a possibly fictitious group of Ukranian Amazons. [Boing Boing]
Clowns in Space: Really, the headline says it all.
Protect Ya Legal Exposure: Wu-Tang, while forever, is also surprisingly litigious. [Vulture]