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*Photographed by our fearless lensman, Patrick McMullan.*
When someone shows up to an A-list fashion clusterfuck—in this case, the other night’s CFDA Awards—dressed like a metrosexual maharajah on meth—in this case, *Vogue* editor-at-extra-large André Leon Talley—you should of course avoid having your picture taken with said person at all costs. For one thing, clownishness of costume on such a grand scale is highly contagious, and will more than likely rub off on anyone who touches it.
Pink Hearts and Purple Horseshoes: Italian
Elle gets a hold of Adriana Lima’s Lucky Charms. [
Winged Migration: Swoop in on Birds of Prey. [
Clapped in Cuffs: Will you roll up when the mercury
rises? [Style
Savage]
Dropping Names: The horridly named Juicy Couture
Men’s has rebranded themselves as “Dirty English,” a marginal
improvement at best. [
Mayor McCheese: Did you know that Michael Bloomberg
is a style icon? No? Him either. [
Award Season: The CFDAs are tonight. Is your fave
nominated? [Men.Style]
Working Girls: Also from Men.Style, a collection of
the finest women in fashion. We can think of a few they missed, but
enjoy nonetheless. [
There’s nothing like a little competition to stir the blood.
The nominations for the CFDA Awards were announced today, with Kempt favorites Thom Browne and Tom Ford picking up menswear nods, along with Michael Bastian. Due respect to Mr. Bastian, but we’re more excited about seeing the two T(h)oms face off. We like to think of it as bare chest vs. bare ankle. Mr. Browne took the prize last year, but we wouldn’t put it past him to bring it home again.
Having said that, our heart is with Mr. Ford.
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