Winning Valentine’s Day: The Love Letter
You know what the greatest Valentine’s gift of all time is? A fully loaded, pearl-white Ferrari made of roses.
But giving the same gift two years in a row would just be tacky. So this year you’re turning back the clock and winning Valentine’s Day the old-fashioned way: by writing a thoughtful, heart-melting and perfectly legible love letter.
Herewith: the Kempt Guide to Writing a Goddamn Stupendous Love Letter.»