News flash: Thanksgiving is next week.
Which means, officially, that the holiday season is upon us. And while you might think it’s all fun, cuddling, togetherness and games… it’s not. It’s a competition. And we’re going to help you win it, in this new ongoing series we’re calling “Kempt’s Guide to Winning the Holidays.” (Catchy, right? We’ll be tagging it all, so you can find it here.) And for our inaugural post, we’re starting with the utmost basics: your holiday kitsch.