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No disrespect to Ellen, but… it’s a little expected and safe to have her host the Oscars (again) this Sunday.

“Then, who?” you might ask. Well, we’re glad you did, because we’ve got an idea or two (hundred) on who we’d rather see host the Oscars.

Seriously, we actually made it all the way up to 200:

1. Jennifer Lawrence
2. Will Ferrell
3. Hugh Jackman
4. Alec Baldwin
5. Meryl Streep
6. Julia Roberts
7. George Clooney
8. Aziz Ansari
9. Tracy Morgan
10. Charles Barkley
11. Howard Stern
12. Steve Martin
13. Kevin Spacey
14. Jimmy Fallon
15. Seth Rogen
16. Louis C.K.
17. Seth Meyers
18. Neil Patrick Harris
19. Conan O’Brien
20. David Letterman
21. Woody Allen
22. Brian Williams
23. Jane Lynch
24. Joel McHale
25. Stephen Colbert
26. John Goodman
27. Justin Timberlake
28. Eddie Murphy
29. Melissa McCarthy
30. Gwyneth Paltrow
31. Julia Roberts
32. Paul Rudd
33. Russell Brand
34. Joaquin Phoenix
35. Michelle Obama
36. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
37. Tom Hanks
38. Drake
39. Christopher Walken
40. Matt Damon
41. Don Cheadle
42. Helen Mirren
43. Ben Affleck
44. Miley Cyrus
45. Matthew McConaughey
46. Woody Harrelson
47. Chris Rock
48. Dave Chappelle
49. Jonah Hill
50-54. Legos
55. Judi Dench
56. John C. Reilly
57. Simon Pegg
58. RuPaul
59. Jack Nicholson
60. Ryan Gosling
61. Mindy Kaling
62.-63. Jay Z and Beyoncé
64. Emily Ratajkowski (preferably in her painted-on swimsuit)
65. Jim Carrey
66. Bill Hader as Stefon
67. Bill Cosby
68. Bill Clinton
69. Sofía Vergara
70.-71. Daft Punk
72. Will Smith
73. Will Arnett
74. Steve Carell
75. Peter Dinklage
76. Joe Biden
77. Cher
78. Nicolas Cage
79. Mila Kunis
80. Bill Murray
81. Jason Segel
82. Harvey Weinstein
83. Ari Emanuel
84. Channing Tatum
85. Emma Stone
86. Shia LaBeouf
87.-88. Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein
89. Lady Gaga
90. Arnold Schwarzenegger
91. Ira Glass
92.-94. Bob Saget, John Stamos and Dave Coulier
95. Quvenzhané Wallis
96. Joan Rivers
97. Fonzworth Bentley
98. Theophilus London
99. Aaron Paul
100. Questlove
101. Betty White
102. Richard Sherman
103. Patrick Stewart
104. Ian McKellen
105. Scarlett Johansson
106. Scarlett Johansson’s Voice
107. Björk (in her swan dress)
108. Rob Ford
109. Kate Upton
110. Anna Kendrick
111. Marina Abramović
112.-113. Kate and Rooney Mara
114. Kate McKinnon (as Ellen)
115. Cecily Strong
116. Dana Carvey
117. Tony Kornheiser
118. Michael Wilbon
119. Mark Summers
120. Jon Hamm
121. Drunk Joe Namath
122. Anthony Bourdain
123. Justin Theroux
124. Alex Trebek
125. Kristen Wiig
126. Spike Jonze
127. Martin Scorsese
128. Quentin Tarantino
129. David Lynch
130. Keanu Reeves
131. Bruce Willis
132. Robert Downey Jr.
133. Jack Black
134. Brian Cranston
135. David Miscavige
136. Christoph Waltz
137. Joe Pesci
138. Danny DeVito
139.- 140. Key & Peele
141. Jerry Seinfeld
142. Larry David
143. Jason Bateman
144. Jay Leno
145. Bill Maher
146. Pat Kiernan
147. Sandra Bullock
148. Roberto Benigni
149. Charlize Theron
150.-151. Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb
152. James Lipton
153. Gabourey Sidibe
154. Valerie Cherish
155. Emma Thompson
156.-168. The Muppets
169-170. Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski
171-172. The Jamaican Bobsled Team
173.-198. The Final Roster of Your 2014 Milwaukee Brewers
199-200. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

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