The Big Short
Ladies and gentlemen, the perfect pair of shorts.
We’re not just saying that because they happen to be on sale. The next time you step into a fitting room, this is what you should be looking for: the snug waistline, the bare minimum of extra room in the legs and, more importantly, a few all-important inches between the bottom hemline and the top of your knee.
And just for extra credit, a pair of white sneakers with no socks. Well played all around.
- — Russell Brandom