Put a Ring On It
Another day, another mustache.
After all, if it were a real soup-catcher, you wouldn’t want it hanging on your napkin all day. And you certainly wouldn’t be writing on it in chalk. It’s a troubling development, and we’re more than a little concerned for the future. At this rate, a decade from now everything we own will have a Selleck attached to it.
It’s a brave new world out there.
- — Russell Brandom