armani

In our latest who’s-signing-what-with-whom update, Italian Giorgio Armani makes fat women singdown under, British baller David Beckham gets down in Armani’s underwearand, according to the magpies, undefeated Tom Brady will lend his super-model-squiring, super-baby-making jock to Calvin Klein—professionally speaking, of course.

—G.B.

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  • Gabriel Bell