**Bulking Up**: There’s a pernicious rumor that we’ll see healthier, more human looking humans on Fashion Week’s runways. We’ll believe it when we see it. [Gawker]

**Flying Tomato Targeted**: Snowboarding, medal-winning, star-squiring ginger Shaun White added to Target’s collection. [DNRNews]

**Boy’s Room**: Shipley + Halmos have a great office, get good press, love Calexico’s burritos, fear the Superbowl. [Refinery29]

**Say Cheese**: A kinky look a Hedi Silmane’s photographic predilections. [Radar]

**”Hipster Tilley”**: Click for our endorsed candidate in the New Yorker’s Eustace Tilley Contest. [Flickr]

**Vaseline Smiles**: At last, the Miss America pageant is kinda, sorta sexy. [CNN]

**Butt Out**: Lighting up may threaten your sex life—in addition to other things. [Jamaica Gleaner]

**Playing Doctor**: As you already suspected, med students get more play than the average bear—mostly because they get to say, “Hey, I’m a med student.” []

**”Who’s Neck Gets Cold Anyway”**: Wearing a “polo neck” (trans.—turtle neck) could make you look smug and perhaps even glib. [Guardian UK]

**The Big Sleep**: Us Americans are such fatty fats that we need king-sized autopsy tables. [IHT]



  • Gabriel Bell