Shelby Gets The Green Light, Tattoo Jew, and Miranda Gets Greasy
Kosher Ink: Seems you can still get buried in a
Jewish cemetery even if you’re tattooed. Hide your “No Fear” brand
from the world no longer. [ href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/17/fashion/17SKIN.html?_r=1&ref=fashion&oref=slogin">NYTimes]
Downgrade: Miranda Kerr switches from Orlando Bloom
to the greasy scuzz who first called Lindsay Lohan “firecrotch.”
Meanwhile, you are charming, polite, fresh-scrubbed, thin and alone.
- — Gabriel Bell