The Beard Next Door: The Christian Right has been
searching for a “cure” for homosexuality for decades. Hayden
Christensen discovered Rachel Bilson in a faction of that time. href="http://gawker.com/5003134/hayden-christensens-funny-valentines-day">[Gawker]

Candy Ass: The Naked Cowboy doing well in his suit
against chocolatier, still regrettably underclothed. [ href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/02/naked_cowboy_wins_first_battle.html">[NyMag]

What Chu Talkin’ Bout?: Still button-cute, Gary
Coleman proves there’s a 22-year-old girl redhead out there for everyone.
Aww. [NYPost]

Hallelujah: Christian sex toys—well fancy that. href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18975616">[NPR]

Throwing Gas: Roger Clemens embarrasses himself
before Congress, then testifies. href="http://www.magnificentbastard.com/posts/roger-clemens-toolbag-icon">[Magnificent
Bastard]

“Fly My Pretties! Fly!”: Channeling The
Wizard of Oz, Gareth Pugh sics flying monkeys on London.
[FemaleFirst UK]
[FemaleFirst
UK]

Tid Bites: Forget the sublime notebooks and cheeky
mittens—Kate and Jack Spade’s best debut during Fashion Week was the
Smurf-sized breakfast. href="http://www.hamishrobertson.com/2008/02/hearts-spade-diamond.php">[Hamish
Robertson]

**—G.B.**