Perhaps You Are Handcuffed to Something Right Now: A guide for picking your way out of handcuffs. The police will not be amused. [Art of Manliness]

The Lore of the Tux: In the run-up to the Oscars, Guy Trebay looks at the current state of the tuxedo. [NYTimes]

The Jokes Don’t Write Themselves: A writer’s look at the Academy Awards, from a former Seinfeld scribe. [Vulture]

The Gentleman’s Croakie: The awesome way to hold your reading glasses, courtesy of the Knottery. [Dreams of Perfection]

—R.B.

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