The Birth of the Cool: Chiwetel Ejiofor is still awesome, it turns out. Always good to know. [The Moment]

Not Stirred: Lifehacker digs up instructions for the scientifically perfect handshake. We’re partial to the two-hander ourselves, but if science disagrees… [Lifehacker]

Warning, May Contain Spider-Cow: Easily the coolest musical-cow video you’ll see all day. [Likecool]

As Long as It’s 3d: The pitch on this one is simple: “Carry your money around in a 3-D boob wallet.” Well, if you insist. [Refinery29]

—R.B.

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