**Defensive End**: While Gisele Bundchen continues to stoke Tom Brady’s QB rating, Giant’s tackler Osi Umenyiora has Selita Ebanks to help him practice his sacks. [NYDN]

**Pass Protection**: Meanwhile, true-blue Eli Manning continues to bore us/inspire us with his dedication to his long-time gal. [NYPost]

**You’re With Me, Leather**: Hip new Alfred Dunhill creative director Kim Jones reveals his plans for the classic line and his crush on Kermit the Frog. [Hint]

**Just Like Buddy Holly**: Spiffy new specs from Deluxe. [Hypebeast]

**The Man From Normal**: Behold! This dark, haunted creature from beyond never sleeps and has, like, three jobs. [NYMag]

**Oh YES!**: Cast your eyes on this sexy new import. [Jalopnik Interest]

**Reagan Economics**: Hickey Freeman tries to win one for the Gipper. [Material Interest]

**Happy Meal**: Reportedly detoxed waif, rocker and fashion inspiration Pete Doherty has apparently switched the opiates in his bloodstream with low-density lipoprotein cholesterol. [Daily Star UK]



  • Gabriel Bell