Andre Goes East, Big Mac Makeover and Alan Goes Disco

**The Cumming Storm**: Our favorite Scottish pixie swings from a disco ball and makes it rain champagne. We’d like to think he was celebrating his recent MOTH win. [NYPost, 3rd Item]
**Low Profiles**: According to our boy David Coleman, “Fashion Insider Ken” is a boring dresser. [NYTimes]
**Model T**: Redefining luxury by redesigning a time-worn staple. [Coolhunting]
**Bra Snap**: The Lingerie Bowl has been canceled! Now what are we going to do on Sunday? Oh, right… that. [TMZ]
**…Like a Polaroid Picture**: Andre 3000 says he doesn’t really follow fashion. Having run into him in camouflage safari gear a couple times, we’d agree that the man blazes his own trails. [NYObserver]
**Billions Served**: McDonald’s will be getting new unis courtesy of one of Princess Di’s favorite designers. So long as Ronald gets to keep his socks, we’re cool with this. [FemaleFirst UK]
**Political Phrenology**: Width and length battle it out in the primaries. [Material Interest]
**Ghost Rider**: This is everything we ever wanted for Christmas. [PSFK ]
—G.B.
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- — Gabriel Bell

