The Holiday Cocktail: Esquire runs down the dos and don’ts of holiday cocktailing. Apparently pumpkin is a don’t. [Esquire]

Thanks, Man: As we head into the holiday week, here’s an ode to the art of saying “thanks.” [Fast Company]

We Are Entirely in Earnest: A non-satirical publication reveals the true purpose of the TSA full-body scanners is, in fact, penis measurement. Troubling news. [McSweeney’s]

The Man is a National Treasure: The best Ghostface Killah story you will ever hear. [Tumblr]

—R.B.

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