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In case you missed your issue of Esquire this month, we’ve got an emergency dose of masculine wisdom. This one comes courtesy of Omar Tehawko who put together the poster at the left. He’s managed to narrow the Things a Man Must Do down to five simple imperatives:

1) Shoot a Small Helpless Animal
2) Visit Space
3) Punch a Lion in the Face
4) Fly a Jet Fighter
5) Save the Day

It might take some doing, but nobody said manliness was going to be easy. First, you’ll need a lion with a glass jaw…

—R.B.

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  • Russell Brandom