The fabled Campari calendar has been marred by a photoshop leak and, judging from this picture, it looks like Ms. Alba’s hips, waist, and legs were the victims. We feel so used!

We expect this sort of thing from the *Vogue* cohort, but if the Italians can’t appreciate a full figure, the world is truly mixed up.

Also, they seem to have digitally mussed her hair…



  • Russell Brandom