Joe Biden Is Winning the Future

Joe Biden never lets us down.
In the midst of a night of poorly dressed politicking, Ol’ Joe was responsible for two points of light—specifically, those two points in his pocket square. For most of the president’s hour-long speech, they seemed like the most stylish thing in the room.
Sure, we would have preferred a pocket square with softer corners (he’s heard of linen, right?), but like cap-and-trade or the flat tax, DC’s just not ready for it. So we salute the man for pushing the sartorial cause forward as much as he can, and teaching a few senators what their chest pocket is for.
Shine on, you crazy train-loving diamond. Shine on.
—R.B.
CONTRIBUTORS
- — Russell Brandom

