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Well, they certainly took their time.

It looks like our favorite couple has finally tied the knot, after a full month and a half of courtship. The ceremony took place Saturday at the Elysee palace, in the presence of twenty close friends, family members and adoring subjects. Sarkozy is the first sitting president ever to wed, but with his dashing sense of dress, he seems well-equipped to smooth over any difficulties.

Of course, we’re hardly surprised the couple finally made things official. All the signs were there: the Jordanian jaunt, the trip to Disneyland, the nude picture with a ring.

Gentlemen, take notes.

Sarkozy Weds Former Model [CNN]

—R.B.

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  • Russell Brandom