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Your latest fabricated facial hair update: a shop in Portland, aptly named I Made You a Beard, is currently selling this felted model to anyone unable—for reasons of genetics, gender or employment—to grow one on their own.

Of course, it doesn’t have the warming properties of Beardhead, but we’d say it makes up for it in verisimilitude.

—R.B.

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  • Russell Brandom