07/16/12

Hey Homer, We Can See Your Dip

We’ve identified two* possible reasons why Cincinnati Reds starting pitcher Homer Bailey was dipping (chewing tobacco) throughout last night’s nationally televised broadcast of Sunday Night Baseball:

1. His high school bros back in La Grange, Texas, were watching and he wanted them to think he was cool.
2.

*It turns out we’ve identified only one reason why Cincinnati Reds starting pitcher Homer Bailey was dipping (chewing tobacco) throughout last night’s nationally televised broadcast of Sunday Night Baseball.

—C.B.S.

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  • — C. Brian Smith