All luxury eventually curdles into self-parody, as Karl Lagerfeld can attest. And when it does, it’s never pretty.

But by the time you’re putting a bowtie and leopard print shorts on a dog, the game is pretty much over. What happened, Cavalli?

Then again, when you start being name-checked in rap songs, turning to canine fashion may be the only sensible move left.



  • Russell Brandom