Where Have All the Hairy Leading Men Gone?
Leading men used to look like, well, leading men: moderate amounts of body hair in appropriate areas and, when the part called for it,
Now it seems studio executives only cast protagonists with Bieber-esque hormones (and/or Joan Rivers-esque grooming assistants).
We, like The Hoff, are disturbed by the trend which, regrettably, now appears to be the norm. “Guys used to come to the [Baywatch] set all the time with no chest hair,” Hasselhoff said in a recent interview. “They just looked like drowned rats to me.”