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What Your Eye Black Says About You

  • Kempt Staff

Eye Black

Legend has it that during a particularly sunny afternoon game in 1930, Babe Ruth decided he’d try to cut down the glare in his eyes by smearing some grease under them.

Whether or not it worked (studies to this day have found mixed results) doesn’t matter. Because since then, the practice has taken on a life of its own—sometimes resembling war paint, or inscribed with a message, or in one case resembling a handlebar mustache. So, with baseball season in full swing, we thought we’d take a closer look at the modern-day interpretations of eye black to figure out what it all means. Budding MLB stars out there might want to pull out a pen and pad to take notes...

Herewith, a handy guide on the message your eye black is sending to the world.

Eye Black“I am really into color coordinating.”

Eye Black“Please don’t call him my makeup artist.”

Eye Black“I’m Keith Hernandez.”

Eye Black“I am seriously follicularly challenged in the upper-lip region.”

Eye Black“Herein lies a secret message.”

Eye Black“For some reason, only one of my eyes attracts glare.”

Eye Black“That’s a clown question, bro.”