Touching Me, Touching You
Ladies and gentlemen, Neil Diamond has arrived.
Word came down the transom today that Neil is receiving the Kennedy Center honors this year, alongside Meryl Streep, Sonny Rollins and Yo-Yo Ma. (We assume it’s in recognition of his powerful eyebrows and painfully sincere use of the word “cherry.”) The whole thing’s a bit stuffy, but we’re glad to see Neil get some critical acclaim for all that AM gold. And if you’re feeling as inspired as we are, we’ve arranged a proper congratulatory number…