The French Connection
Our boy Nic sure is one fast mover. But then we guess when you're president of France there's no time to fuck around. Just two short weeks after we first told you that the Nicster was shacking up with supermodel Carla Bruni, one of the world's most beautiful women and a talented singer to boot, weekly paper *Le Journal De Dimanche* is reporting that the couple plans to marry early next month.
The recently-divorced Monsieur Sarkozy, who took his hottie to Egypt for the holidays and managed to piss off the Arabs in the process, is alienating some of his subjects as well with all the rock star-like behavior. You'd think the Frogs would just be happy to have the most stylish president on the planet and shut the hell up. But then that's never been their strong suit. Don't worry Nic, we've got your back. And if you ever need us to keep an eye on Carla while you're off making nice with a bunch of foreigners, just say the word.
- Jared Paul Stern